Due to my overwhelming intelligence, knowledge, personality, charm etc etc I was asked if I would mind working at HSBC Caterham on the counter!!!
I’ve worked for HSBC loads, as you may well know [afterall, it paid for the jamboree] but never on the counter. And god is it no where near as simple as it looks, there’s like a form for everything, and some things there seems to be like 5 forms for one thing!
First day didn’t go to bad I suppose, only had a difference for £14k when I went to balance, ah well someone else can look for it if they are that bothered!
The staff were lovely as well, gay bloke next to me on the tills, who kept flirting…..nice to feel wanted I guess!
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